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steve zissou doesn’t kill the shark.
Snape kills Dumbledore ( I feel like an ass but it’s really funny.)
Miss Honey adopts Mathilda.
THE BEAR JEW DIES. (omg I’m such a fucking ass sometimes)
VERBAL KINT IS KEYSER SOZE
SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE
TYLER DURDEN ISN’T REAL
DARTH VADER IS LUKE’S FATHER. AND LEIA AND HAN SOLO HOOK UP.
BILL IS KILLED.