my fish is the best.

At this point, he pretty much knows when I try to clean his bowl. So he swims to the bottom of it, just to make it more difficult for me. And when I put my finger close to his face, he swims backwards from it. And when I put my finger on the top of the water, he tries to nibble it.

And when I drop something on my desk, he like, zig zags around his bowl like, “WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!?!?!” and every time I say sorry.

My fish and I are very compatible. I think I like him more than my actual roommate.