Secretary, Glasses, Underwear, Ellen, Connecticut, Gabriel, Roller-skates, Cocktail, Cigar, silhouette
“There is something sensational about the way people live in Connecticut.
None of the kids have roller-skates, its all cars and hi-tech gadgets.
None of those cocktail bars with women waitressing in underwear!
Affairs are more likely to happen on the office desk with the secretary named Ellen, something about the glasses and tights turns the stiffs on.
I remember when I found my revolting husband on-top of his little maid Gabriel,
I saw the silhouette first; he was screwing her whilst still smoking a cigar.
I walked right in and took it from him, just pulled it out of his mouth.
His eyes were dead and little Gabriel screamed in shock.
I took a puff of the smoke and stole her glasses.
So yes…welcome to Connecticut, where have you moved from?”