have you been to fiverr.com yet?

I think it’s brilliant. Some I’ve personally enjoyed:

• I will design a tattoo to cover your racist prison tattoo for $5
• I will give you a female perspective for $5
• I will write a depressing song with your subject for $5
• I will convert your picture to a cross stitch pattern for $5
• I will write and record a TV sitcom theme about your life for $5

I’m pretty tempted by the last one, to be honest. Perhaps a birthday present to myself?