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I just started drinking coffee, like days ago. I am millenniums late to the caffeine party (sidenote: DRUGS?? Caffeine= A drug i am now addicted to. MOM AND DAD DO YOU HAVE AN ANCIENT COFFEEMAKER YOU WERE THINKING OF GETTING RID OF? #keurigisnotjustforwateryhotcocoaanymore #nextlevelworldlyinsights). I listened to this, and it made me want to cry bc I feel like I’ve totally betrayed Team HolisticWellbeingTea4Life. I’ll never forget that one guy who was like “in the morning I have green tea, and in the afternoon I have yerba mate, or maybe herbal tea, you know, for fun. And in the evening I have green tea again.” Uh I now drink cheap herbal tea with honey now, IN THE EVENING, am I going to hell? I’m sobbing. Why am I emotional? Should I stop typing personal thoughts into tumblr? Also, #MERCURYRETROGRADE. *insert smiley girl emoji with slashy hex arms* Ok I’m done now. *disappears in pouf of purple smoke after the 3rd try*