i'm not a fan of advisors

i hate how you get to college and everyone’s like, “oh, your advisor will help you with EVERYTHING! It’s ok to be a freshman and not know what’s going on because your advisor will help you and make it all good!" 

and so i’m looking from some help from my advisor and they have no clue what the fuck is going on either. and on top of that, when i go to them looking for help, they kind of laugh at me. 

oh. i’m sorry i’m so stupid. i’m sorry i’m in the wrong office looking for something. Oh..no…no you don’t have to point me in the direction of where i should be looking, it’s cool. i’m sorry you wasted .04 seconds of your day talking to me. yep. and feel free to laugh at me as i leave because nothing makes me feel better than degradation. nothing. not even a box of kittens.

i miss my high school guidance counselor. he was the bomb.